McGangbang
Concerned Parent: Hey ToastyToast, why don't you stop being a moron and stop posting things that are disgusting and disturbing. There is no such thing as a McGangbang!!!!
Sorry my friend, but the McGangbang is an item on McDonald's menu.
While it may not be accessible through the regular menu, many an employee can tell you that this off menu item exists and is actually quite scrumptious.
The McGangbang was created in Daytona A McGangbang is a sandwich creation that can only be found at McDonalds (originally started at Daytona Beach ISB McDonalds). It is a super sandwhich for hungry value menu customers. The McGangbang is a Double Cheeseburger (split in between the patties) with a Spicy McChicken Patty. While many will seem to be repulsed by the idea of eating a 'Gangbang,' it is rather good.
So Go to your nearest McDonalds and get yourself a McGangbang soon, and enjoy the multiple orgasms in your mouth!!!
Until Next Time:
-ToastyToast
Monday, September 29, 2008
A Link to the Cosmos
Déjà vu:
the experience of feeling sure that one has witnessed or experienced a new situation previously (an individual feels as though an event has already happened or has happened in the near past).
Countless have experienced this phenomena, but many have been unable to explain it. So why do so many have these experiences? And why doesn't science do more to try and explain the phenomena. Never-fear for I have found an answer, but be wary as many will not agree with what I think might be the explanation.
On one of my many ventures for knowledge, I decided to answer this question and take it upon myself to explain what humans have experienced for Millenia. The Oracle at Delphi, Mystic Shamans, Pagan Druids, Merlin, Nostradamus, and even Edgar Cayce in our modern era show that precognition is still preeminent in this world. The ability to see into the future in order to alter ones fate has been sought for by many for as long as humans have existed. Boy I sure wish I should of chosen answer A instead of answer B on my test, or I should not have eaten that orange because now I have diarrhea. People regret the actions that they have taken, and many with that they would of taken a different course of action in order to get to an end with more utility in their lives. Precognition thus offers an ability to fore go the problems with choices with the ability to know the consequence of each separate action. It is thus that human beings are able to cope with their existence due to the ability to change their fate.
DeJa Vu though is such an interpretation of peoples ability to choose their fate. Many won't recall their experiences until the moment the dream is recalled, but there are some that can recall these memories and able to a further extent decipher their meanings. Such are these people that are called prophets, shamans, and mystics in our lives. Where does this power come from though? Is it an ingrained ability passed through our genetic structure? Or does it come from a greater power (God) that wants us to know the consequence of such an action? Since humanity isn't advanced enough to know either or comprehend either entity; we thus sit in a standstill.
There is an answer though that uses a combination of both. A higher being or power is needed in order to bestow this gift whether it be the gods of old (Greek, druid, pagan, etc.) or in our modern day to what we attribute to God (Christian, Muslim, Jewish). A higher power is needed in order to attain a certain point of enlightenment that one an only achieve through the perfection of the self in order to be in sync with life and with God. Buddhism teaches us this by constant meditation in order to achieve a higher sense of self, which I believe is needed in order to attain this higher sense of being in which one is in sync with a higher power and thus given the secret knowledge that many civilizations have been in search for. It is possible to reach this form of higher sense as we have seen successful prophets foretell future events with accuracy (Nostradamus and Edgar Cayce to list my favorites).
Most people however are never able to achieve this higher sense of being and are only able to achieve this sort of spiritual sync with the unknown at certain parts of their lives and for only brief moments. This sync is vague but still present as a form of sign to tell you that even you are able to achieve this status of enlightenment. How one reaches this position is unknown as I know not a single person that has been unable to achieve this. Jesus is probably the best example of enlightenment. With his knowledge of this secret wisdom he was able to manipulate matter and the very fabric of time to his will. Am I saying that we can become gods ourselves? No, I am not stating this (Not Mormon LOL). I am trying to say that we are not capable of understanding this secret wisdom, but only understand portions of it enough to be able to foresee and have a greater understanding for life and the life after death. Death is the ultimate point in ones life, as it ultimately leads to the perfect synchronization with god and his secret knowledge. That is why many say that attaining heaven is the ultimate pleasure. Heaven however is to what I believe to be a synchronization with God (his mind), and the commencement of the understanding of his omnipotence. That is what I believe is the ultimate satisfaction.
Deja vu however shows us that we have the capability to understand the understandable and serves as a bridge but most importantly as a sign on the road that tells us
the experience of feeling sure that one has witnessed or experienced a new situation previously (an individual feels as though an event has already happened or has happened in the near past).
Countless have experienced this phenomena, but many have been unable to explain it. So why do so many have these experiences? And why doesn't science do more to try and explain the phenomena. Never-fear for I have found an answer, but be wary as many will not agree with what I think might be the explanation.
On one of my many ventures for knowledge, I decided to answer this question and take it upon myself to explain what humans have experienced for Millenia. The Oracle at Delphi, Mystic Shamans, Pagan Druids, Merlin, Nostradamus, and even Edgar Cayce in our modern era show that precognition is still preeminent in this world. The ability to see into the future in order to alter ones fate has been sought for by many for as long as humans have existed. Boy I sure wish I should of chosen answer A instead of answer B on my test, or I should not have eaten that orange because now I have diarrhea. People regret the actions that they have taken, and many with that they would of taken a different course of action in order to get to an end with more utility in their lives. Precognition thus offers an ability to fore go the problems with choices with the ability to know the consequence of each separate action. It is thus that human beings are able to cope with their existence due to the ability to change their fate.
DeJa Vu though is such an interpretation of peoples ability to choose their fate. Many won't recall their experiences until the moment the dream is recalled, but there are some that can recall these memories and able to a further extent decipher their meanings. Such are these people that are called prophets, shamans, and mystics in our lives. Where does this power come from though? Is it an ingrained ability passed through our genetic structure? Or does it come from a greater power (God) that wants us to know the consequence of such an action? Since humanity isn't advanced enough to know either or comprehend either entity; we thus sit in a standstill.
There is an answer though that uses a combination of both. A higher being or power is needed in order to bestow this gift whether it be the gods of old (Greek, druid, pagan, etc.) or in our modern day to what we attribute to God (Christian, Muslim, Jewish). A higher power is needed in order to attain a certain point of enlightenment that one an only achieve through the perfection of the self in order to be in sync with life and with God. Buddhism teaches us this by constant meditation in order to achieve a higher sense of self, which I believe is needed in order to attain this higher sense of being in which one is in sync with a higher power and thus given the secret knowledge that many civilizations have been in search for. It is possible to reach this form of higher sense as we have seen successful prophets foretell future events with accuracy (Nostradamus and Edgar Cayce to list my favorites).
Most people however are never able to achieve this higher sense of being and are only able to achieve this sort of spiritual sync with the unknown at certain parts of their lives and for only brief moments. This sync is vague but still present as a form of sign to tell you that even you are able to achieve this status of enlightenment. How one reaches this position is unknown as I know not a single person that has been unable to achieve this. Jesus is probably the best example of enlightenment. With his knowledge of this secret wisdom he was able to manipulate matter and the very fabric of time to his will. Am I saying that we can become gods ourselves? No, I am not stating this (Not Mormon LOL). I am trying to say that we are not capable of understanding this secret wisdom, but only understand portions of it enough to be able to foresee and have a greater understanding for life and the life after death. Death is the ultimate point in ones life, as it ultimately leads to the perfect synchronization with god and his secret knowledge. That is why many say that attaining heaven is the ultimate pleasure. Heaven however is to what I believe to be a synchronization with God (his mind), and the commencement of the understanding of his omnipotence. That is what I believe is the ultimate satisfaction.
Deja vu however shows us that we have the capability to understand the understandable and serves as a bridge but most importantly as a sign on the road that tells us
Enlightenment: This way
5 miles
Until Next Time:
-ToastyToast
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